Hi! I'm Eliza. I am your personal therapy computer.
Please tell me your problem.

> hi
How do you...please state your problem.

> i'm tired
Did you come to me because you are tired?

> not really
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

> no
Are you saying no just to be negative?

> no
Why did you repeat yourself?

> no
Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself?

> no
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

> no
Please don't repeat yourself!

> hmmm...
What does that suggest to you?

> well...
I see.

> help me
Can you elaborate on that?

> help me
Why did you repeat yourself?

> oh c'mon
Say, do you have any psychological problems?

> i'm tired
How long have you been tired?

> the whole day
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

> one day
What does that suggest to you?

> nothing
I see.

> and now?
Can you elaborate on that?

> no
You are being a bit negative.

> oh, okay
Say, do you have any psychological problems?

> i told you before!
We were discussing you --not me.

> i know
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

> i know
Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself?

> yes
You seem quite positive.

> yes!
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

> i'm positive =)
Do you believe it is normal to be positive =)?

> hehe =) yes
Are you Sure?

> absolutely
What does that suggest to you?

> i can go home!
I see.

> bye
Can you elaborate on that?

> goodbye!
Say, do you have any psychological problems?

> let me go!
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
> i'm healed!
Do you enjoy being healed?

> of course
What does that suggest to you?

> well, there's no more work for you.
Oh, well, there's no more work for me?

> exactly! 100 points for you
You're not really talking about me, are you?

> i'm talking about you. uh-oh, i guess i shouldn't...
Did you come to me because you are talking about you. uh-oh, you guess you shouldn't?

> you seem confused
We were discussing you --not me.

> i'm finished, now it's your turn
How long have you been finished, now it's my turn?

> i'm going home
Do you believe it is normal to be going home?

> oh yeah, quite.
I see.

> so, can i go?
Perhaps you don't want to go?

> i see
Can you elaborate on that?

> Can i   elaborate on that?
Don't you believe that I can i?aborate on that?

> i'm asking, i dunno
Do you enjoy being asking, you dunno?

> i'm confused. 
Did you come to me because you are confused?

> well, actually i wanted to go home now
Say, do you have any psychological problems?

> no
Why not?

> should i
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

> i mean, should i have problems?
What does that suggest to you?

> answer my question?
I see.

> no, we're not getting any further.
Can you elaborate on that?

> bye
Say, do you have any psychological problems?

> bye!
Please don't repeat yourself!

> Please don't repeat yourself!
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

> Please don't repeat yourself!
Why did you repeat yourself?

> Please don't repeat yourself!
Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself?

> Please don't repeat yourself!
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.

> Please don't repeat yourself!
Please don't repeat yourself!

> Please don't repeat yourself!
Why did you repeat yourself?

> Please don't repeat yourself!
Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself?

> ah, i see. you must be a robot
Oh, must be a robot?

> quit
What does that suggest to you?

> how can i quit this sssion   ?
Do you want to be able to quit this sssion   ?

> oh yes!
I see.

> :quit
I see.

> :q
Can you elaborate on that?

> exit
Say, do you have any psychological problems?

> :exit
I'm not sure I understand you fully.

> aaaaarggg...
What does that suggest to you?

> CTRL-C
I see.

> {Interrupted!}